{"product_id":"soften-tee","title":"Soften Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: Futura;\"\u003eHarden the fuck up? Maybe. But Bruce Lee wasn't fucking having it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: Futura; min-height: 23px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: Futura;\"\u003e\"Be like water.\" That's what Bruce fucking said.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: Futura; min-height: 23px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: Futura;\"\u003e\"Nothing in the world is as soft and yielding as water, yet nothing can better overcome the hard and the strong.\" That's how Lao fucking Tzu said the same fucking thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: Futura; min-height: 23px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: Futura;\"\u003eIron fucking Mike Tyson put it even more eloquently: \"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.\" And yes, because Mike Tyson said this, you might assume he's placing the emphasis on the punching-people-in-the-mouth part, but not so fucking fast! What Mr. Tyson might be saying is that force is best met with fucking flexibility.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: Futura; min-height: 23px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: Futura;\"\u003eSo the next time it feels like you're being fucking hardheaded or hard-hearted, try being like water instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: Futura; min-height: 23px;\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 17px; line-height: normal; font-family: Futura;\"\u003eThe Universe might just respond fucking favorably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; 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