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Soften Hoodie

Soften Hoodie

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Harden the fuck up? Maybe. But Bruce Lee wasn't fucking having it.

 

"Be like water." That's what Bruce fucking said.

 

"Nothing in the world is as soft and yielding as water, yet nothing can better overcome the hard and the strong." That's how Lao fucking Tzu said the same fucking thing.

 

Iron fucking Mike Tyson put it even more eloquently: "Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth." And yes, because Mike Tyson said this, you might assume he's placing the emphasis on the punching-people-in-the-mouth part, but not so fucking fast! What Mr. Tyson might be saying is that force is best met with fucking flexibility.

 

So the next time it feels like you're being fucking hardheaded or hard-hearted, try being like water instead.

 

The Universe might just respond fucking favorably.

 

• Soft 50/50 cotton–poly blend for warmth and durability

• Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing finish

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